Projects

Cranky Glasses
Our first and last attempt at a podcast. Basically, the show revolved around Olsen complaining and Fitz and Alex driving him bananas with their arsenal of zingers. Hilarity?

Lil’ Tozzi Shaves ‘Stache
I was sick of this facial hair. Apparently, so was Ryan Fantozzi. Good move on your part, man. Chicks everywhere will thank you.

Triathlon 2005
Ebright vs Fatica in MarioKart 64, Jenga and Trivial Pursuit. The fate of the players’ dogs hangs in the balance

Death Pool 2004
The 3rd annual gambling-over-dead-celebs event takes a hit in participation, but still provides a rousing good time.

Triathlon 2004
Ebright vs Fatica in Goldeneye 64, Scrabble and NTN Trivia. Be sure to check out the videos. Lots of action on this one.

Associates: Isabel Melody Ebright
Painting houses all day earned me enough extra green to invest in Isabel, my prize iPod.

Top 50 Greatest Influences
In so many words, I name the most influential people in my life. This is a looong read, but well worth the time if you’ve got nothing else to do.

SMUSH
It used to be a game show and a category on Wheel of Fortune. Now, it’s my personal hobby and a great way to kill time while stuck in the Allyn/Clark office.

Windsor Spring Break Trip
Lerch gets naked in a bar, Yates gets us kicked out, I use adult language in a family establishment. Lot’s of bad boy action here.

Death Pool 2003
The highest turnout yet. Some fogey dies, someone wins some cash. Man, I love this country.

Sidewalk Chalk
I was bored and had a bucket of sidewalk chalk. Why not turn the courtyard into an art gallery. It rained later that night.

Kent State Dodgeball Homepage
While in college, myself and Nick Fantozzi started the Kent State Dodgeball Club. This was our site while I was Web master. It’s a bit outdated, but it shall stand as a piece of history and a great collection of photos.

Olsen’s House of Broomball
Broomball was and still is my favorite sport. This sounds lame, but the memories I have from these teams are as valuable to me as the air I breathe. This is the official site of the Latex Piglets and all other things broomball.

If They Mated
The online version of a bulletin board I made for Clark Two Long in 2003. This Conan ripoff gave me a chance to play with Photoshop and make some my residents look goofy.

Associates: Allyn and Clark Staff 2002-2003
These are the peeps that ran half of Eastway for 2002 - 2003.

Busted: When Good Brothers Go Bad
One day I left my webcam on and caught my brother doing something he shouldn’t of been doing.

Punxsutawney Road Trip
One of the greatest road trips of all time. This detailed story is full of adventure, excitment, comedy and unforunately lots of typos. I never took the time to proof this page and I don’t plan on doing it now.

Associates: Clark Two Long
These are the bad boys of Clark Hall. This page is dedicated to the men of the 2002 - 2003 class.

Random Doodles
Here is a collection of random drawings accumulated from random notepads. This section would be a whole lot bigger if I wasn’t too lazy to go scan new pics.

Associates: The Dons
Underground mafia or just a collection of bad mofos? You be the judge.

Editorial Cartoons Archives
I used to work for the Daily Kent Stater as an editorial cartoonist. Hey, it paid the bills.

Death Pool 2002
This was our first run at the most morbid thing on this site. Not for the weak of heart or those against gambling.

The Don Shomer Conspiracy
You think you know, but you have no idea. Here’s the final say on who Don Shomer actually is?

Associates: Apple Hall Six Pack
The six gentlemen that started my college experience. While the group is now spread out beyond Kent State, the original bond remains.

The Apple Seed
Copies of our underground newsletter from freshmen year. This bad boy got me into a heap of trouble with the RHD.

Associates: TWHS
These are the peeps I hung out with in high school. There are plenty of missing faces from this page, but I don’t have that much free time.

High School Photography Portfolio
I used to like taking pics. Here is my best work.

My First Web Site
Back before I had my own domain name, I was pushing Web pages through geocities. I dug up that page for your viewing pleasure. Please ignore spelling, writing quality and acne — I was still in high school.

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  • My name's Olsen. This is my Web site. I used to have a blog, but it turned into a real annoyance, so I'm taking a hiatus. In the meantime, enjoy the mobile photos, and remember -- you're beautiful -- don't ever change.

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