About


Welcome to olsenebright.com 2.0. After four years of hosting a 1.0 Web site, I decided to spice things up around here. What’s the point of having a blog these days if it doesn’t involve WordPress, YouTube, Veeker, tags, and Flickr? Part joke, part innovation, this site is designed to keep you up-to-date about that dude you know who’s sometimes cranky, sometimes funny and always has a receding hairline. Welcome home.


The Obvious:

Name: Olsen Noel Ebright
Nicknames: Oface, Big O, The Butcher, Sponge
Birthdate: April 24, 1982
Hometown: Worthington, Ohio
Height: 6 feet tall
Shoes: 12 US
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Blond
High School: Thomas Worthington, 2000
College: Kent State, BS, 2004


The Not-So Obvious:

003-I no longer have wisdom teeth
015-When I hear something funny, I write it down for later laughs
058-I used to have my left ear pierced
070-I am lactose intolerant
109-I refuse to clap when a pixie is about to die
110-I had arthroscopic surgery on both knees in 1998
190-I think Martin Lawrence is an idiot
260-I used to be in Cub Scouts
319-Fantasy baseball is the highlight of my year
395-I’m terrible at darts

Continue: Please, Olsen, tell me more.


The Favorites:

Movies
Television
Music

  • Wait, what?

  • My name's Olsen. This is my Web site. I used to have a blog, but it turned into a real annoyance, so I'm taking a hiatus. In the meantime, enjoy the mobile photos, and remember -- you're beautiful -- don't ever change.

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